Episode 1: Pet Peeves
From bizarre hygiene to poor grammar, Matthew and Becky are challenged by a million pet peeves. Need a fix of public flossing? Confused by what a phlegm-flinger does? Be confused no more.
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2: Poopjewsourcream with Rachel Belle and Chris Duval
In today’s episode, Matthew and Becky bring on guests Rachel Belle, from KIRO-FM’s Ring My Belle, and Chris Duval, cowriter of the blog We Heart Food and member of the improv group Human Propaganda. In...
View ArticleEpisode 3: Social Media
Becky shares a story about what happens when morons are in charge of hotel security; Matthew opines on the Music Man and his burgeoning homosexuality (don’t tell his wife). Later in the show we discuss...
View ArticleEpisode 4: Downton Wives with Bryn Gribben
Dr. Bryn Gribben, professor of 19th Century British Literature at Seattle University, joins us today for a spirited discussion of unicorns, frocks, unseemly grooming habits (including Matthew’s magical...
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5: C*ntface with Marc Schermerhorn
Becky’s poodle Marc Schermerhorn joins us today to discuss his trip to Chengdu, and why “tartlets with pancetta and creme fraiche with madeira-soaked cherries” is the gayest sounding appetizer ever....
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6: Irkutsk Kamchatka with Jesse Selengut
Becky’s jazz trumpeter and front man brother Jesse slums it with us today while on tour with the Gordon Webster Sextet. We discuss how Becky ripped off his big toenail in their childhood after he...
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7: The Last Parsnip with Bryce Chartwell
Celebrity Chef Bryce Chartwell joins us from his unbelievable restaurant on Bainbridge Island to educate us about “stochastic gastronomy”, “extreme” cooking techniques and experimental spatchcocking.
View Article8: Space Toilets
In today’s episode Matthew puts his detective cap on and tries to figure out why Satan has infiltrated Becky’s toilet, which leads (naturally) to a discussion on toilets in space, Dick’s burgers, and...
View Article9: A-dohdohdoh with Henry Lo
On this week’s show we are joined by architect and life critic Henry Lo. Matthew gets an unexpected book review while Becky is wildly impressed with Henry’s work on the Guggenheim.
View Article10: Bangin’ Dicks
What if you could create a concept so ahead of its time that it takes 25 years for people to appreciate it? Take the Prancercise™ videos, for example: back in 1989, people couldn’t possibly fathom the...
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11: Erotic Comic-Con Cakes with Scott Heimendinger
We launch our new Kickstarter campaign featuring edible confections of Princess Lei’s coiffed bush. Scott proselytizes about the Modernist Cuisine Lab, foreshadowing our future deaths at the hands of...
View Article12: Two Jews, One Monkey
In today’s episode, we get to the bottom of canine racism, petition the internets to license folks before they hit the “reply all” button, and determine that showing affection to a pet goldfish is just...
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13: Bass Face with Jake Amster
Matthew’s younger brother, musician Jake Amster, joins us on the show today. We tackle some hard-hitting questions, for example: Who in the band gets the most tail? Can you only make bass face when...
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14: Market Penetration with Jen Chiu
On today’s episode, we explore whether the stereotype that Asians don’t like hugging is true or false, how to pack the perfect travel bag, Matthew’s creepy dating past, among other titillating topics....
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15: The Dump Truck with Lindsay Grimm
In today’s episode we explore dumb food truck names in Portland, why Matthew is the unicorn of the Jew world, the ins and outs of improv and what getting booed on stage is like (hint: it ain’t fun)....
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16: Bye Bye Brown with Lindsay Grimm (again!)
We loved her so much, she’s back. Well, truthfully, she never left. Lindsey has us play many more improv games, where Becky concludes she’s stoopid and Matthew is an improv savant (not to mention has...
View Article17: The Buddy System
Matthew breaks his toe and inspires a new trend in urban mobility while Becky reminisces about her college roommate, not so affectionately nicknamed The Avon Lady. In the second segment we discuss how...
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18: You’re Welcome with Dan Shiovitz
Pirates and dentists, great big vats of geriatric cologne and 7 days of sex with former stand up comedian and current baby-maker Dan Shiovitz.
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19: #MakeTheDuke with Chris Duval
On today’s episode we explore the video game Dumb Ways to Die and why Matthew is only proficient at games not requiring Dynamic Hand Action. Chris reveals that his dog has a shameful secret. We break...
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20: Chunking up the Chain
Do the fears you had in childhood persist into adulthood? Not for Matthew. Definitely for Becky. We discuss childhood games like that classic “punch the Jew,” the hilarity of Japanese signs using...
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